Course no one cares wtf I write but I like to write anyway.



Who invented the table anyway? This really bugs me. Just sort of nags, all the time, going, "Hey. Hey. Who invented the table?" And why is it called a table and not a rhinoceros...? Who came up with this idea? Seriously, just...where did it spring from? When did tables show up? Argh...
People always ask me about being straightedge, and I always says, "Ummmm, yeah, uh-huh, no, wha'ever..." i like the philosophy and the culture interests me...I don't remember what I first liked about it. The music is okay, sometimes, yes-I think it's a bit too loud for me...and the culture is fun. Who doesn't like a floor punching windmill thrown in there while you're in a mosh pit?
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no, I haven't been in a mosh pit, but it's fun to watch. I don't like smacking strangers. >3>
Anyway. Just something to believe in, since other people got something to look into...like...religion...or something.
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RELIGION IS WEIRD.
YAR.
DON'T PUNCH ME FOR IT.
I think the Bible is more like a gnarly book than..."God's Word" or whatever. It's really dirty...and kick ass. What's his face...Samson kills some thousand men with a freaking donkey's jawbone. He rips apart lions while he's young, fer Cheez's sake. But then, you know, Lock's daughters go down on him and they have offspring and the Bible kind of contradicts itself a few times...eh. Wha'ever. If someone breezes by and becomes enraged by my blatant disregard for their feelings while writing my journal...well, I'm not gunna say 'sorry', really, it's just an opinion. People are so sensitive these days, jeez...
oh, like if you say that you don't like someone's favorite movie and they get all..."WHAT?!" on you. I do it, too.-->
Me: "What's your favorite movie?"
?: "Oh, I like Love Guru."
Me: "Yeah, that's a funny movie. I like Heathers."
?: "Heathers?"
me: "You...haven't seen Heathers?"
?: "No."
Me: "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HEATHERS?"
?: "Woah, what are you doing with that pen?"
Me: "STARRING CHRISTIAN SLATER AND WINONA RYDER?! THE 1989 CULT CLASSIC!?"
?: "You've got ink everywhere! I won't be able to get this stain out of my shirt..."
Me: "I'VE GOT THE POSTER IN MY ROOM! I'VE GOT THE ANNIVERSARY EDITION AND THE FIRST EDITION RELEASED ON DVD! BOTH SCRIPTS MEMORIZED!"
?: "I-I'm sorry, calm down, please-"
Me: "WATCH IT! WHAT ABOUT GLEAMING THE CUBE? PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN THREE O' CLOCK HIGH?"
?: "What?!"
Me: "COME ON!"
?: "Gleaming the what?! Wait, all these movies are older than me!"
Me: "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE! CLASSICS!"
?: "Oh, God--that hurts! Get away from me! I'm going to get ink poisoning!"
<--Etc, etc. I get pretty angry. But this is dramatized, and even I haven't seen the entirety of Gleaming the Cube...which is a shame, I liked it. i was around for the latter half. The movie is very difficult to find on the East Coast...
I feel I should move to southern California so I can run around with everything i like (media-wise), like the Vandals and Dead Kennedys (♥

. And all of my punk films, mmmm.
I just noticed that I type faster than the shift key can hit the 'I' thing, so a lowercase I keeps coming up. I hate that...it's all right when you serial IM, like I do, but if you're typing something nice and pretty...tch. Well, I'm not going to correct it.
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Oh, by the Goddess' stilettos! I need to get to bed. I've got school in the morning. Eeeeee.
Hey, I htink I'm going to print this out and put it in my Personal Journal for school...! because....I'm entertaining ideas and opinions...and such...I'll print it out when I feel like it.
Dang! I'm procrastinating before I press 'send'! Okay. I'm going to forcefully rip myself away.
...teehee. Everyone should listen to the Tarzan soundtrack. I like listening to the Phil Collins rendition of 'Trashin' the Camp'. Um, wait, did I use 'rendition' correctly? It just sort of came out...bah...the backaspace does not currently exist.

Oh, look who's up next in my playlist-System of a Down. Yeah. I've got some variety here, yeeeeeeep. I've got friggin easy listening to metal to techno to anime to...well...Disney.

You should see my bookshelves-I've nearly filled all three-from serial killers to cute little kitty phrases-
CRAP I GOTTA GO TO BED. D,>
[also I'm healed from SICKNESS- go INTERNAL BIOLOGICAL FIGHTERS! YAY!]